peterson

Peterson is a lovely last name to have and it comes from Scottish heritage.This name is not to be used as a reference to an explosion in the toilet.



The Peterson
The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.
Example:
Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.


Petersoned
When someone fucks something up so bad at work that it can't be sold any more.
Example:
Travis really Petersoned that unit of plywood today.


Peterson
The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
Example:
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.


Petersoned
Petersoned adj. (pee-tur-sunned)
Meaning: When you receive poor quality and/or unsatisfactory tech support from your ISP. Also can be used to describe one's ability to cling to a job without getting fired for ineptitude.
Example:
"Man, that customer got petersoned really bad."

"We have a new company policy to prevent us from getting petersoned."


Peterson
A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).
Example:
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today?
Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since.
Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson!

or

"Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".


Peterson
A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.
Example:
"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?"

"Yeah, he's a total Peterson."


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