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phonebook

the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong

Phonebooker

by Youknowyadayada on Feb 16, 2010 03:13:19

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

Example:
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

phonebooking

by thetonio on Sep 30, 2006 07:16:40

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

Example:
"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

Phonebook

by tnigsTHe wise on Jan 08, 2011 21:40:31

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print

Example:
Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
Billy: "Phonebook? Is that english your speaking?"
Grandpa: "No Billy, Ill ask your mother..."

Phonebook

by Mizzikeee on Apr 07, 2008 03:03:14

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.

Example:
"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."

Phonebooked

by Headlackey on Dec 15, 2009 05:41:21

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.

Example:
"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"

phonebooking

by deeceeo on Oct 15, 2004 05:45:55

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.

Example:
"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."

Phonebooking

by CavesWoman on Oct 01, 2010 06:20:40

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.

Example:
My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!

Phonebooking

by Phonebooker1 on Jul 26, 2018 01:09:51

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.

Example:
Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.

phonebook sex

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier on Jun 05, 2011 11:59:55

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Example:
Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

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