pinch one off
1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
pinch it off
To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.pinch one off
pinching one off
1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
Pinching Off
>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
Example:
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
Pinch Off
When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole
pinch 'un off
Example:
"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"
"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"
Pinching Off a Loaf
To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.
This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Example:
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
pinch off a loaf
Example:
A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"
B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"
A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"
B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"
B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"
A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"
B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"