planting trees

verb: to masterbaitin arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.



Plant a tree
When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
Example:
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!


Plant two trees with one seed
Getting two things done at once.
Example:
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.


The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant
The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
Example:
I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.


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