the platelets made it down the stairs
A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
Example:
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.
Political platelet disorder (PPD)
PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.
Example:
Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption
Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption