plywood
plywood is an engineered wood product made from thin laminations of wood and resin to form a solid sheet of wood that is much stronger than conventional board lumberplywood
When you mistake superglue for lube. Making your woody ply to the womans vagina. The only way to solve this is to rip it out and cause the vagina to bleed perfusley.
Plywood
A method of drawing covert attention to girls, rather than saying I would!
Can also be used as a method of rating.
Can also be used as a method of rating.
Plywood
Example:
Woah Tanner! You are like the Anti-Bane! You have no traps! You look like you're hiding a sheet of plywood under your shirt!
Woah Tanner! You are like the Anti-Bane! You have no traps! You look like you're hiding a sheet of plywood under your shirt!
plywood hip
a fake hip that has been replaced because the persons other hip got crushed when someone hit them with a golf club
Pineapple plywood
Plywood Pole
a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling gołąbki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese
The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
Example:
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
Plywood Balloon
plywood derby
the act of shoving a really hard, dried out turd into the ass of another then taking it out and placing it into the gouch of any random person.
Example:
"Hey Jeffie, are you ready for the plywood derby because my partner and I are rearin to go."
"Hey Jeffie, are you ready for the plywood derby because my partner and I are rearin to go."