polio
1. A highly
contagious disease, but a
vaccine was created to
stop it.2. Someone who is useless to humanity.3. A bad substitute for the word "cool".
polio
by RickySunnyvale420 on Jan 31, 2011 00:05:53
Example:
Dude, let's
fire up the polio.
(Observing someone who is very obviously
stoned out of his mind) He's got the polio.
I'm totally
polio'd now man. I'm gonna go crash.
polio
by fitz much? on Feb 26, 2008 15:57:46
Example:
"Lets
get together after school and watch the polios attempt to
swim! And fail, of course."
or
"John told us he was
eating lunch, but when we looked he was eating his shirt. What a polio, lets discontinue our friendship with him."
polio
by flamingos on Jan 31, 2009 11:23:03
adj; normally used in place of words that are
supposed to mean "cool," such as "mean," or "bad"; the "
worst" form of "cool" you can be.
I mean, what's worse than polio?
Polio
by The Bear of England on Mar 14, 2011 07:18:55
A synonym for something being 'cool' or 'alright'. It is frequently used in
southern England to show other people that you are
calm and that you have
understood what they said. Most commonly used in practice with the word 'okay' or 'alright' in front of it.
Shitter's Polio
by souperpig on Nov 04, 2009 13:19:35
When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to
walk away, you walk away like a
Polio survivor.
Example:
Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost
fell asleep.
Kevin: Man, that's horrible!
Cory: Nah, the worst of it,
I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
Outhouse Polio
by Joemammy on Jan 19, 2015 07:22:28
Toilet Polio
by I only wipe once on Feb 05, 2011 12:09:47
When
sitting on the toilet for an
extended period of time causes one or both legs to go
numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Example:
Pepe: "
AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
Polio Day
by CC89 on Jul 12, 2011 02:52:45
1. The day spent in bed
nursing a hangover
2. Following a night of heavy drinking/
debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of
your bedroom
3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
Example:
Examples:
1. The day after his
21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of
Dexter Season 2.
2. The
Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
Marco Polio
by SCBacon on Mar 13, 2010 08:04:45
Example:
An average game of Marco
Polio...
"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey,
fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit
Truman..."