post office
by randy on Dec 14, 2004 22:23:10
Term describing a room,
bar,
club etc:, that has
all men in it.
A room full of men.
Example:
1. I went to the
bar down the street to try to
hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office,
lets split.
post office
by randy on Dec 14, 2004 23:21:44
post office
by *subject name here* on Jan 30, 2008 08:31:11
post officer
by Pesta Mesta on Dec 31, 2018 04:53:37
Post Office IM
by Gray84 on Oct 03, 2009 14:09:27
An
urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than
not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Example:
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you
pick me up in the morning and
take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
post office party
by medaeval on Feb 13, 2004 11:10:31
Haunted Post Office
by CzarIvan12 on Nov 22, 2011 04:22:00
An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an
envelope. He takes this envelope and and
mails it to his
sex partner's mother.
Example:
Mary and I did some
freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.
down the post office
by Muffinman16 on Mar 21, 2017 10:02:14
post office drunk
by JohnHinkleH on Feb 27, 2010 13:08:39
Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel
compelled to go to the
post office and smash beer
bottles.
Example:
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any
empty bottles that need
smashing?