post office

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.



post office
Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.
Example:
1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.


Post Office IM
An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Example:
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!


Haunted Post Office
An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
Example:
Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.


post office drunk
Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
Example:
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?


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