prequels

A series of star wars movies that were made after the original trilogy but take place before it.They were hated for having bad writting for more than a decade but then got praised for being the biggest meme goldmine known to man, raising their popularity and making the world apriciate them, leading to them being praised as a brilliant movie trilogy and a meme center alike.



The prequels
The best god damn trilogy in forever.
Is a meme by existence and everyone loves them.
God tier trilogy.
Contains Obi-Wan Kenobi (a.k.a Jesus/0
Example:
Anakin: I don't like sand.
Obi-Wan: Hello there.
The senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Mace Windu: Not yet.
Person: Man I love the prequels


prequel
In literature and entertainment, a sequel in which the events depicted or described take place before the introductory story. This practice originated with George Lucas, who started producing the Star Wars series with the fourth episode in the mid-1970s.
Example:
The Phantom Menace is a prequel to the original Star Wars movies.


prequel
A contamination i.e. a failed portmanteau. Comes from "pre"+"sequel" of which the latter in turn comes from Latin, "sequela"; "what follows". Therefore it is a non-word à la new/memespeak, as "quel" does not mean anything in any known language and thus "pre"+"quel" means nothing either.
Example:
Melvin: "Have you seen the prequel to »The Hangover»?"
Bob: "Have I seen what to WHAT?"


Prequel hater
Term applied to those who can only bash and deride the latest three Star Wars movies, in spite of any argument which may bring up some positive aspects.

It is somewhat comparable to the term geewun when speaking of transformers fans as it is all related to nostalgia and fans who can't stand change or modernization.
Example:
Todd: Let's watch a dvd tonight dude, if we've got nothing better to do.

Justin: Sure, I'll get Eddie to hang out too.

Todd: Aight. What'll we watch? Action? Horror? Sci fi?
Justin: Sci fi is good, just don't get a Star Wars flick man. Eddie is a rabid prequel hater.


Prequel hater
A 45 year old man/woman who cries that the prequels weren’t a fanfic he made up and knows nothing about movie-making. Spits at George Lucas’s life’s work. Thinks ESB and/or ANH is perfect and screams when you don’t call A New Hope “Star Wars”. Bullied Ahmed Best and Hayden Christensen for doing their jobs (Christensen did a great job btw). Also bullies prequel fans. For this definition also see idiot.
Example:
Little boy at the Attack of the Clones release in 2002: I liked that movie.
Prequel hater: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! That movie RAPED my childhood, I hope Hayden Christensen dies! Fuck George Lucas and fuck you, kid! I will rape you for enjoying that!!!
Little boy: *cries*


prequelize
The act of forcing Star Wars prequel garbage into other Star Wars mediums in an attempt to connect them, thus ruining them.
Example:
Rogue One was prequelized by adding Jimmy Smits to the cast list. The Last Jedi was prequelized when Luke Skywalker mentions ‘Darth Sidious’ instead of just calling him the Emperor.


Prequel-Pilled
Prequel-Pilled is realizing the brilliance of the Star Wars Prequels (the lore, the soundtrack, the duels, and yes the dialogue) and that you have been conditioned by the media into hating the series by people that can’t comprehend it’s genius.
Example:
Bill: the Star Wars Prequels SUCK!
Fred: oh really? Why is that
Bill: The Dialogue! Ha ha so bad!
Fred: *spends hours of explaining the brilliance of the lore and why you can’t even fault the dialogue because of the net-positive impact it had on society*
Fred: And that’s why Anakin’s fall was so genius
Bill: *now a genius with an intellect of 200* wow I’m prequel-pilled
Fred: Gooood😈


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