present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.



present
1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
Example:
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.


Presentation
Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.
Example:
The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.


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