prophylactic

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.



prophylactics
Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.
Example:
I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.


smartphone prophylactic
The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case
Example:
I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.


Prophylactic Shock
The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
Example:
When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.


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