propose

describes someone that is wife material or an ideal mate.



proposing
A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!
Example:
Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!


the proposal
When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.
Example:
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.


Propose
To ask another to marry another.
Example:
"Did you here that Jerry proposed to Melody?"
"I'm getting married to day. Yea joey proposed to me"
"Dennis loves me. He's gunna propose to me on christmas"


Proposal
When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.
Example:
So you gonna give me that proposal?


proposal
"Proposal" is what upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit. The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".
Example:
We have made a proposal regarding the structure of the Initech Loser department.


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