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psychologists

by real deal on Oct 23, 2003 15:20:53

Often shady/sleazy/stupid. Often it's in their best interest that you keep seeing them.. Most are more screwed up than their clients they are supposed to help. Just because a human ape has a couple letters behind their name doesnt mean they stop being an ape.

Example:
Beth has a Phd in Psychology. She basically got it by blowing and licking the whole faculty. Just like she did for her Dad/brothers. She has more issues than a 45 year old crackwhore, yet is entrusted with others mental health. Dont trust her, just fuck her thats all shes good for.

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by random chick got bored on Mar 07, 2006 10:29:41

A person who is payed mass amounts of money to listen to people talk about their feelings, but didn't go to school long enough to be allowed to prescribe the drugs they usually give out as a bribe for going to the shrink (go to a psychiatrist for that). Office characterized by overstuffer/ understuffed chairs and boogers under the waiting room tables. Usually has no life whatsoever and solves other people's lifes for a living because they cannot solve thir own problems, but will feel as if they have no control over the world unless they can control someone's life, ie, yours if you are unlucky enough to be dragged into a shrink's office.

Example:
Psychologists cause people mass amounts of phobia and are therefor completely useless and daft, seeing as they existr solely to solve others' phobias.

Psychologist

by nethcev! on Apr 29, 2004 04:03:43

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Example:
Dr. Sigmund Freud

Psychologist

by Dr. Jonesy on Mar 08, 2009 06:06:53

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Example:
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

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by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat on Apr 08, 2015 20:43:27

someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking

Example:
Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"

Psychologist

by psychology nerd on Jul 17, 2011 04:16:46

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

Example:
Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson

Psychologist

by Count Dooko on Aug 21, 2005 01:42:31

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

Example:
I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

Psychologist

by flat5 on May 13, 2007 19:05:18

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

Example:
the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

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by @:;8( on Jul 05, 2019 10:48:52

A “” doctor but not really

Example:
There are bs doctors like psychologists

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