public transit

A Yuppie's favorite method of transportation. When a Yuppie rides the bus he or she gets a warm fuzzy feeling because they think they are saving the planet by reducing their carbon foot print. What a normal person sees when they get on Public Transit is a inconvenient, filthy, crowded, noisy, disgusting, mobile metal death trap.



Public Transit Theory
The meaning is two-fold.

1. There will always be another girl/guy after you're done with one. Just like a bus stop, there's always one coming 15 minutes later.

2. A 'dry spell' is much like a bus stop. Sometimes there won't be a bus coming through for awhile, then all the sudden, BAM there's 4 buses. Same thing with a dry spell, you go through a long time of no action then BAM multiple people are interested in you.
Example:
Derek: Jessie broke up with me! There's no women for me!

Jeter: Dude, trust in the Public Transit Theory.


public transit death spiral
The process by which a chronically deprioritized, underfunded and racialized municipal public transit system originally conceived as a public good for efficient daily mobility needs is further morphed by the political establishment and the capitalist system into an afterthought with an unsustainably funding model, leading to a feedback loop of reduced service, reduced ridership and reduced investment to the detriment of all people.
Example:
"Do you remember back in 2020 when the United States Congress failed to appropriate necessary funds during the COVID-19 pandemic and thus enabled a nationwide public transit death spiral from which we're still recovering in 2040?"
"Yeah, that sure was disappointing and avoidable!"


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