raccoons

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.



Raccoons
Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits

Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
Example:
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me


Raccooning
The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
Example:
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."


Raccooning
The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
Example:
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"


The Raccoons
The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Example:
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?


Raccooner
A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!
Example:
Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:


Raccoon
A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart
Example:
Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run


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