randalling
To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person
who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the
signature move of one Dr.
Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.
randalize
by Steve Mueller on Jul 09, 2004 10:30:02
South Dakotan slang term originating from the
Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.
An act of gross incompetence which results in utter
distaster. A
wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.
Example:
He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...
Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!
If you don't put the
drain plug back in the
oil pan after you
change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!
Randallize
by Steve Mueller on Jul 09, 2004 10:14:29
In cooking terms, to burn
a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is
inedible; or to perform some other act of gross
incompetence.
Example:
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of
refried beans, you may
be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just
Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
Randall
by River Brock Dunlop on Mar 30, 2017 03:20:22
Strong confident young man who lives and loves to push himself to the
limits In sports and very friendly and loving.
With
the shield of a
the Lord to protect him and the heart of an angel.
Randal
by Lizzyistheboss101 on Jul 08, 2018 23:49:02
Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has flaws like he sometimes he tense with you or he very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also known a when to
buckle down and gets his work done. He very loyal, even when you piss him off and
goes off to go
cool off, he will always come back to. He gentlemen sometimes. Is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do your making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respected your Randal and they will show the same to you.
Randall
by Broketoe on Feb 02, 2010 18:01:27
Randalized
by HillbillyReport on Jul 22, 2010 09:00:02
randall
by jeremysewers on Aug 03, 2006 05:16:12
Randal
by macchick10 on Mar 09, 2009 07:29:33
one of the
coolist white kids you can ever know... also know for having a
bid dick
Randallize
by FlopJock on Jun 30, 2020 13:45:31
The act of telling someone,
like a boss or friend, that you will be
arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus
making yourself look like an ass.
Example:
Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
-
10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her
funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he
Randallized us."