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The most over used and misunderstood word in the english language. Commonly used by english teens, often buying into the fast growing subculture of emo. 1)Supposedly meaning spontaneous and
off the wall by
ignorant people. 2) how a large proportion of
the myspace community describe themselves. 3) A way for morons to pretend they are capable of original though when actually every aspect of their lives is planned out meticulously with out fail.
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by Tempestua on Apr 03, 2005 01:53:37
For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's
not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're
oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.
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by inbe on Jun 23, 2005 07:50:51
Example:
Teenage girl 1: Guess what? Cheese! Haha!
Teenage girl 2:
Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night!
Teenage girl 3: Monkey! LOL!
Me: *loads clip into
mac-10*
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by supaDISC on Mar 01, 2005 10:49:48
Something or a group of things that follow no
criteria or
pattern. A word often misused by
morons who don't know very many other words.
Example:
Correct: The
decay of a radioactive
isotope is random.
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.
Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum
randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of
criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.
Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".
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by nads on Jul 15, 2004 13:05:52
Example:
tom: "yo
watsup jon"
jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a
misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the
cherry tree last sunday"
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by yashin on Oct 27, 2005 20:11:35
1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics.
2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14
year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to
clamp down on this
blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'
Example:
- Take a random number and
multiply it by itself.
- We
spoke to
twenty random passers-by about this subject.
or
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*
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by Sequoyah on Apr 22, 2006 10:34:24
Example:
Shithead:
Llamas are cool
Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random
dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (
sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic)
Me: Your a fucking moron