rear admiral
From an interview with "The Simpsons" creators. Regarding "
Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:BART:
Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "
flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
rear admiral
by daslew on Mar 20, 2009 11:32:29
While performing intercourse
doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full
circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
rear admiral
by SantaClaws488 on Oct 19, 2004 09:20:15
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy style position.
The giver then uses his hands to
knock the recievers hands out from under them causing them to fall on their face. You are promoted to a
Rear Admiral when you can push your partner anywhere in the room without using your hands.
rear admiral
by Horneydevil on Nov 30, 2009 02:50:41
Rear Admiral is a slang word used for
gay men in the
Military...so instead of calling them 'faggot', 'homosexuals'
we call them Rear Admiral.
Example:
Hey you heard about that new
Sergeant?
yeh he was caught
smooching the bartender down town...
great another
Rear Admiral has joined our ranks...
The Rear Admiral
by M_Dubz152 on Jun 12, 2023 11:07:57
High ranking
Naval officer.
Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room.
The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to
Rear Admiral.
Example:
After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do
the rear admiral. The girl ended up with
a broken nose and I ended up with a broken
lamp and TV.
Rear Admiral
by Eric Kazinsky on May 26, 2014 01:17:14
This term refers to a person who likes to stick long phallic-like objects up their rectum. The term was coined in the 1970s to describe high-ranking military officials who enjoyed poking their
intestinal basin with objects that are similar in shape
to a man's genitals. The motivation for this is unknown and the term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe someone.
Example:
Person 1: "Why didn't Steve want to come over for my college
graduation party?" Person 2: "He was put off by the footage that leaked, proving he's a Rear Admiral. I don't think he can deal with the social pressures of confrontation on the topic." Person 1: "You mean he might start trying to push people off
the balcony like
Elliot Rodger at a house party?" Person 2: "Precisely."