rear view

(verb) To purposefully drive (dangerously) close behind a mini van, watching whatever movie the kids in the back have chosen to view on the flip down screen. Traditionally a Disney/Pixar movie (such as WALL-E, Finding Nemo, etc.) is viewed.



cracked rear view
1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
Example:
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.


Rear View Hottie
a girl who has the perfect back features but doesnt match up on the other side...head in the pillow kind of job!
Example:
man look at that girl in front of us shes hot!

*girl turns around*

shit what was that daphne and celeste song?!

you just got a rear view hottie! unlucky!


rear-view regret
n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
Example:
**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

************ ************ ************


Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!


Rear-view cleavage
The groove between one's buttocks, sometimes visible if the person bends over too far, or if his/her pants/shorts are too short/loose. Unlike a buxom girl's chest-cleavage, a sumptuous-sized endowment "back there" is not an alluring feature, as a girl is considered **more** attractive/desirable if she has a **small** cute round rump.
Example:
Wistful stud: I sure wish I could find a bosomy gal with a nice firm little ass --- all of the chesty chicks I've befriended so far have had a rear-view cleavage that's at least as ample as their chest-meat.


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