repairman

Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.



Maytag Repairman
Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
Example:
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.


Repairman syndrome
When a malfunctioning appliance or piece of electronic equipment recommences working normally when under observation by a professional or other witness.
Example:
The computer kept locking up whenever I tried to log in... until the guy from IT came up to fix it. Then it worked fine. I guess it has a case of repairman syndrome.


pasta repairman
1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.
Example:
1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.


dildo repairman
an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

Example:
Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh


camel toe repairman
One who repairs unsightly camel toes. This person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. The tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. You may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. These repairmen can also fix Moose Knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. Good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.
Example:
Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a camel toe repairman.
Does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on Sunday afternoon?


Repairman's remorse
The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy
Example:
I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.


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