report card
by JustBlaze216 on Nov 01, 2007 22:06:44
A piece of paper your school gives you, thinking you are going to have
your parents sign it. Normally contains the letter "F" or "E" followed by comments from your teachers on
how bad of a student you are.
Report Card
by Frosty 13 on Mar 22, 2018 06:18:55
Example:
Son:
Hey dad, here's my
report card.
Dad: Ok, lemme see.
Dad: *sees F*
Son:
Oh sh**, I don't like a look on his face.
*mom comes out of nowhere with a belt*
Dad: Get him...
Report Card
by Vlad E. on Sep 28, 2009 11:00:13
The source of all
nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly
C's when the student has promised his parents good marks.
Example:
"Timmy, how did you do," Asked
the mother curiously.
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report
cards existed...?
Report Card
by iwannabeanalcoholic on Apr 21, 2005 05:08:43
A piece of paper that is issued to students of any
elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the
quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written
in a box.
Example:
Gilman:
This sucks! i'm failing everything!
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
report card day
by childplz on Mar 11, 2011 11:11:10
If you're a student like me (Makes horrible
test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when
asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your
report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.
Example:
Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!
White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.
Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!!
MOMMA NO!!!!