reproduction

The meaning of life.



reproduction
1. when two beings come together to make a smaller, louder, and more annoying being that will eventually grow up to do the same thing -perpetuating a disgusting and neverending cycle of filth.
2. something ugly people should never find out about.
Example:
it is very fortunate that rosie o'donnell is a lesbian; she is one fewer atrocity that will consider reproduction.


Reproduction
Reproduction is the production of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, Reproduction in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Example:
Reproduction is essential to the survival of all mammals.


asexual reproduction
often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)
Example:
Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).


reproductive act
Sex is the reproductive act.
Example:
Calling the reproductive act "sex" leads young people to engage in sexual intercourse mostly oblivious to the main possible consequence—creating a new life.


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