reset
did you black out , wake up , not remember shit .. slowly come back from temporary
amnesia ... 2 weeks later u remember everything ..... but your mood ... your not ACTUALLY angry anymore... nor happy... your ego is gone.. u know for a fact u have been
drugged..you probably got too angry and publicly viewed as unsafe.. so someone drugged your ass ..
shit sucks ... i am sorry.. it happened to me too.
reset
by Big M on Mar 14, 2004 07:14:19
Example:
Teenybopper: Man, I LOOOOOOVE
Simple Plan! Pierre is SOOOO HOT!
Normal Person: Do you like
Reset, too?
Teenybopper: Reset?!?!?!?!
reset
by TreeSmokerAZ on Nov 11, 2009 13:11:08
When a man has not received oral sex from a woman for at least 3 months, he is the allowed to freely receive oral sex from ANY woman without being judged by his friends and/or family.
When a man has not had
sex with a woman for
at least 6 months, he is then allowed to freely have sex with ANY woman WITHOUT being judged by his friends and/or family.
The woman may be fat, ugly, old, young, really fat, fugly, or any combination herein. There is NO JUDGING allowed of any man that is legally
eligible for a reset. Never ever!
Example:
"Hey man, did you really have sex with that 300 pound chick with the mullet?!?"
"Yes bro, but you can
kindly shut the fuck up because I'm on a reset, Ok?"
"
Sorry dude, I didn't realize it had
been that long since you had gotten laid... I won't judge though, do you need any more condoms?"
resetted
by portatolova on Sep 29, 2019 14:06:58
Example:
Bob: "resetted is not a fucking word"
Carl: "shut the fuck up resetted is the past tense of
reset you fucking retard"
Bob: "die in a fucking
hole you retard"
Reset
by Sapper Skip on Sep 18, 2009 03:02:24
The act of using
wet paper towels to clean your ass and taint due to the effects of swamp ass and consistent wet farts, usually after walking outside on hot, humid days.
Usually performed to prevent cube or office mates from realizing that your smell like poop, though more likely than not, they already know. Can also use moist towelets, or
baby wipes. Dry toilet paper cannot proivde the necessary
solvent affects to deminish your smell.
Example:
Frank: Dude, I just walked back from the mall. I've got
swamp ass and I've been farting all day...I think I need to
reset.
Jim: Yea, its like 100 degrees out, and I can
smell you from here, you should reset before the ladies...
Sally: WTF Frank, you small like you are swimming in your own feces, even a retard could tell that they should do a rest, God you are stupid.
resetting
by gazamano on May 12, 2010 17:00:10
The term used to describe the act of curling up into a ball after an embarrsing or
painfull events. It's primary function is to
block out reality untill the event has been forgotten by the people who witnessed it. A state of resetting can last any length of time as usually makes the situation alot more
embarrasing.
Example:
Nat: *falls down the last two steps and
curls up into a ball to block out reality*
Daz: Lol,
RESETTING sinabit Nat.
Reset
by MPBW on Apr 12, 2011 23:15:17
The act of
jamming one's finger against the
forehead of someone mid sentence and saying "
reset" in order to end what they are saying and move onto something more intelligent.
Example:
1. "
Bean wouldn't shut up, so I
reset her. Class was much quieter after that."
2. Bean: "I was watching
Jersey Shore last night and"
Nate: "
Reset" (action of stabbing forehead with finger)
Bean:"Owe!... what was I saying?"
Life continues.