resign

A mysterious ailment that afflicts workers who have resigned but are working out their notice. It presents with minor symptoms and results in patchy attendance in the time leading up to their last day.



resignation
An act of retiring or giving up a position
Example:
Sally announced her resignation.


resignate
verb. To force or otherwise cause the resignation of someone or something. Resignation, meaning to leave a held position, usually of some power.
Example:
Pearl Jam's song "God's Dice" (Binaural, 2000): "Resignate my will." ... "Resignate my god."

(Lyrics by Eddie Vedder).


resignator
1. Any person who like U.S. President George W. Bush, the RESIGNATOR, allows for the entire support apparatus to collapse beneath themselves, all the while facing forward, unblinking and determined never to admit even the slightest of mistakes. The confidence terminator, the general public dis-regarder, earning the name every day through a new resignation announcement from unlimited numbers of close advisers including but not limited to: the Brownies, the generals, the attorneys, the Colin Powell's, the Donald Rumsfeld's, the staffers, the appointees etc. 2. The man who allowed his own brain to resign from duty before the job was done (Karl Rove aka Bush's Brain), the giver upper, the man who won't change his mind about anything at all ever, but allows it to check out early while his body stays at work.
Example:
I watched as the resignator reloaded his pen and put it to yet another pink slip, he marked it with the infamous capital 'R' as his stamp, and placed it on the top of the tall pink paper stack, then paused to consider filling out his own...


testicular resignation
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Example:
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."


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