retarded monkey
by -The Omega Master on Feb 09, 2005 04:24:56
1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in
retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult.
Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone
on that level.
Example:
1. "So, the
Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I
spell check?"-The
Omega Master
retarded monkey
by Icbat on Jan 11, 2007 06:21:05
Example:
Student
1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2)
36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a
63, what the hell were you doing?
retarded monkey
by -The Omega Master on Feb 28, 2005 08:04:20
retarded monkey
by the urban master on Oct 30, 2008 11:55:29
When i a guy sticks his
dick up a girls nose then
cums everywhere making her nostrils either
bleed or a little bit bigger.
Example:
yea so i gave
kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny
really know so how did that go?-
kurt
She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny
why?- kurt
because my dick was covered in snot,
boogers and blood!-johnny
retarded monkey
by matt dold on Jan 21, 2004 05:48:13
retarded monkey
by ZenCow on Jul 04, 2006 05:49:23
Example:
There are many
factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is
the sad fact that its citizens
elected a retarded monkey as their leader.
retard monkey
by Ass definition on Oct 02, 2011 12:39:57
When a male (or women with a
strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there
boob and runs
around town
Example:
Jim: I saw john
run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh
how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his
nipple
retarded monkey strength
by lo6972 on Aug 20, 2018 17:10:10
Example:
Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"
Laura: "Well it has
downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
retarded monkey fuck
by Gerbilweebies on Apr 30, 2005 10:52:51
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000
million times before, expecting that the 3,
001 millionth time you're
bound to laugh.
Example:
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have
zoloft...