retired
When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans,
Quotas, more meetings, a
business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and
Father Time to 'kiss ass'
retired
by punkybruster17 on Apr 23, 2010 01:37:58
Example:
I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.
My friend is retired,he has been his
laying on his
couch for
two days straight.
retired
by nicole on Apr 21, 2004 00:29:47
-to
dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it
isnt (
killed it)
Example:
-I'm
Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like
raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.
-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin
killed it
retired
by Maweasal on Mar 01, 2008 04:41:42
retired
by patogracho on Apr 29, 2006 13:25:01
Example:
After
coitus I was retired.
Retirement
by billzilla on Oct 06, 2010 10:38:23
A
myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be
disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there
substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
Example:
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my
retirement
Boss: Nice how did your
investment in the
401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
retireation
by PKMoore on Jun 17, 2019 21:47:04
retirement
by knowman on Feb 22, 2009 12:18:43
throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or
used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small
pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is
junked.
Example:
retirement like
death comes to
us all.
Retiritis
by Red Baron 2017 on Apr 29, 2016 08:00:05
Retire
by Phil Errup on Oct 21, 2004 09:11:09
1) To quit working while financially fit. Retirees usually receive
pension.
2) To
put out (baseball).
3) To go to bed (
outdated).
Example:
1) He retired from work at age 67.
2)
Durazo was retired on a
pop-up to Spiezio.
3) It's getting late, so I'm going to
retire.