retort

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Retort
- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.
Example:
Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.

Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)


Retorted
Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Example:
Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?


Retort
1. A metaphysical wrestler

2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean

3. Physically Challenged Wrestler
Example:
He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort.


Retort
A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again
Example:
Luke stop retorting!!


drudge retort
A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.
Example:
I haven't argued about abortion in a while, think I'll visit the Drudge Retort.


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