retribution

Just reward or punishment for actions done



Bloody Retribution
The name of the sex act in which a woman is on top of her male partner, then as she climaxes she punches him in the nose, yells "Unicorn Laser Beam" and then uses the blood to draw a unicorn horn on his head.
Example:
I found out he was cheating, so I Bloody Retributioned his ass... the picture's on my fridge. Don't you just love unicorns?


retribution car
A retribution car is the vehicle you buy after your original car has been taken away/sold without your approval (for example: your original car was taken in a divorce settlement or was sold by a co-signer). The retribution car is a better, saucier, or somehow sassier vehicle than the original.
Example:
Bridget: My dad was an a-hole and sold my super cute 2004 carolla without my permission!

Eden: Oh my god! What did you do?

Bridget: I bought an even cuter 1987 2-door BMW in amazing condition. I paid in full so the title is in my name and sent him some pics of the new vehicle.

Eden: Nice retribution car!


fecal retribution
the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.
Example:
Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.


Team Retribution
On bottom
Example:
Person 1: Have you heard of Team retribution?
Person 2: Is that the team with the leader that can't speak for the whole team?
Person 1: Yeah. That's them.


Karmic retribution
No. I don't care if you're using it. I said use it. I love all of the shows. It's getting to a point where I can't even keep up with all of them. I would love to get all list of all of the shows. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be watching...
Example:
Hym "But don't try to frame it as some kind of karmic retribution. That isn't what it is. I've sat here for an enitre year watching you toss up sandbags to try and divert the current into the river of karmic retribution as you project your profit motive and desire for attention on to me. If whoever that was would have kept their moth shut about 'a plagiarism' we wouldn't be here right now. What I was doing wouldn't have effected ANYONE. And now you don't like the effect it's had. And if you DO like the effect it's had, the 'effect' you're enjoying is 'at least 1 death child.' Is that YOUR karmic retribution? Is that KARMA Taylor? The dead kid that killed himself after watching the show where Tsugumi Ohba ripped a monologue off Urban Dictionary as an introduction to the show's final antagonist. Oh yes! I feel the karma! I can taste the irony! Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that my karmic retribution didn't effect me as much as it did that kid's parents."


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