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revision
A way to get out of doing anything
Example:
Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together


revision
Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.

Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.
Example:
''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?''

''I just dont know.''


Revision
Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.
Example:
Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..


revision
a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.
Example:
student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.


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