risotto

gay for "rice"



Backdoor Risotto
Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.
Example:
He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.


Flatmate Risotto
When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.
Example:
Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?


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