rits

Sausage fest, ...seriously.



RIT
11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)
2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students
9,308 LAN parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs. marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg GPA, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301 anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.

Example:
1 big happy dysfunctional family
1. My deepest condolences that your sun is going to RIT.
2. You went to RIT because you couldn't get ass anyway, ad needed an excuse for sucking so much.


RIT
Where the 10 point scale of rating how good women look is resorted to the pass fail system, because there are no 10's or even 5's on the campus. Basically guys have the RIT goggles...the equal of 2 Beer goggles.
Example:
Guy from RIT ~That Chick is hot
Guy from Penn State ~What are you talking about...
Guy From RIT ~Oh sorry...must be the RIT Goggles


RIT
A. The only place where girls are compared to parking spaces; they are either taken or handicapped.

B. A safe haven for homosexuals, transvestites, and transgenders.

C. A place where zombies, werewolves, knights, mages, and other fantasy elements exist in real life and can openly congregate in very large numbers.
Example:
A. Guy1: "Hey, does that look good to you?"

Guy2: "Nope. Looks handicapped."

Guy1: "Darn, then we'll have to go to another lot."

Guy2: "Oh, I was talking about that RIT girl."

B1. Person1: "I hate my dorm room. It's too small."

Person2: "At least at RIT the rooms might be small, but the closets are huge!"

B2. Person1: "That chick is gorgeous! You see her rack?"

Person2: "I think that's a guy."

Person1: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Chick: "I'm a girl."

Person2: "Damn, looks like we were both wrong. RIT got us again!"

C. Person1: "OMG! I just saw Link run by!"

Person2: "Na, that's just some chick. It's RIT."


RIT
R·I·T (är-áy-të) N.

1. A state of mind, a condition of pessimism, cynicism, or general hopelessness.

2. A powerful money reducing agent, second only to woman. Can make a lifes savings dissapear, only to be transmuted into bricks. Also known as a moneypit.

3. A place that forces otherwise normal men to use desperate methods to get poon tang. Can reduce a man's standards in women to unacceptably low levels. Can turn a man into a flaky bitch.
Example:
"RIT: 'I spent $120,000 on what?'"


RIT
Rochester Institute of Technology;
A university, defined as:
Time for work, Time for play, Time for sleep; at RIT, choose two.
Example:
I haven't slept in weeks, but the assignment is done AND I have a date on Friday. Hopefully I won't crash beforehand, but let's be honest: this is RIT and the date is just with my xBox and a bag of Cheetos.

I get eight hours of sleep every night, and have a 4.0, but I don't do anything else. My friends are gone, and I should really transfer from the brick hellhole that is RIT.

At RIT, students are on a quarter system, but they still take as many courses as semester students do. They cram 15 weeks worth of class contact hours into 10, and then complain about their lack of foresight for attending RIT.


rit
A place that lends women to start using phrases like, "the odds are good but the goods are odd" in description of their male counterparts.
"RIT: Teaching women to lower their standards since 1829."
Example:
Women having to watch hours of video games, visit "LAN Parties", and find anime extremely entertaining if she would like to have a male partner to mate with.


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