roller coaster

An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch



Roller coaster
By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
Example:
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster


Roller Coaster
A girl to whom height is important.
Example:
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"

Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."

Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"


Roller Coaster
A Roller Coaster is a thrill ride that a train with an average of 6 carts move along smooth rails at a high speed useing wheels on top of the rails, under the rails and at the side of the rails conected to the train. you are held in on the train by eather shoulder restraints, lap bar restraints or both and some roller coasters have other type of restraints. types of roller coasters you can get are:

wooden roller coaster
steel roller coaster
floorless roller coaster
stand-up roller coaster
inverted roller coatser
flying roller coaster
4th dimension roller coaster
launch roller coaster
and many more

roller coasters are said to be one of the best things ever in the world, even better than sex. "air time" is the real name of "that feeling yo get in your stomach", you get it when the roller coaster your on reaches a high speed in a short amount of time for example going down the first drop and a launching on a launching roller coaster. on a roller coaster you get elements like a loop, here are some examples:

loop
barrol roll
heartline roll
corkscrew
barwing
and MUCH more

by the time you have finished reading this at least 5 new roller coaster designs would have been made.
Example:
Roller Coaster loop barrol roll corkscrew


the roller-coaster
Sex position where your partner sits on top of you and you both put your hands up and scream as if on a roller coaster. At the point of climax a stranger comes in and takes you picture. You then have the option to purchase the picture for $12.
Example:
Tosh.0 episode idfk that has the roller-coaster in it


Roller Coaster
1)The only thing that makes you crap and piss your pants besides meeting your in-laws.
2) One of the greatest things known to man-kind.
3) A part of what makes a teenager.
Example:
1. When I got of the Superman I frickin crapped the hell outta my pants, kinda reminds me of Jessica's dad.

2. "The best Roller coaster I rode was Kingda Ka!"

3. Teen girl: " Hey! lets like totally go on the Batman!"

Teen boy: " a yo check this tattoo of nitro on my back!!"

Teens: "awsome dude!"


Roller Coaster
Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.
Example:
Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.


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