safe haven

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Safe Haven
A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.
Example:
If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!


safe haven button
usually when you're a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you're and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/sexual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel button also known as the safe haven button that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time
Example:
i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven button and it was set to ESPN


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