sails

sailing: (v.) to manhandle the wind as to propel a sailboat on the very edge of catastrophe. see also: insanity, beastlyness, and epic.



Sailing
The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money
Example:
Sailing owns, though


sailing
A sport that includes leaping over centerboard housing every time you tack causing lots of bruises and cuts on your legs; especially in a 420 (by the way - it's a type of boat - nothing to do with pot dumbasses) and if you are lucky enough not to be cut or bruised on your legs you probably have a concussion from being too slow to duck during a tack or gybe.
Example:
Sailing is the best sport EVERRR


sailing
The Greatest Sport in the world. Where you sail a boat via the sail catching wind. You can also race sailboats in something called a regatta this is equivelent to a swim meet on a boat, consisting of a number of races where the boat who did the best overall wins the regatta.
Example:
Sailing Rules. Comon Everyone's doing it


sail
To all you dumb fucks who think it is sexual, it is a piece of material extended on a mast to catch the wind and propel a sail boat. Or as a verb it means to go sailing.
Example:
"Do you sail?"
"Yeah, I went sailing last weekend and came back soaked and tired."

"That dude has a giant sail on his sailboat!"
"Yeah, I bet that boat does great in regattas!"


Sail
"sail" is a homosexual term that means "wander from gay bar to gay bar, not leaving until you've let someone 'drop anchor' in your butthole".
Example:
J. Dyer has been sailing between Hulas, Angles and The Man Hole all night but hasn't found any takers


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