sales tax

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”Another way for the government to rob you.Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax



Sales Tax
(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.
Example:
Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?

Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.


Sales-Tax Hoe
On a scale of 1-10, ten being a dime, this girl is below a one.

usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.
Example:
Mike - "You see that huge ass chick?"

Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"

Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"


New Hampshire Sales Tax
Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."
Example:
After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.


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