salmon

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.



salmon
Example:
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)


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salmon
A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...

Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.

Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc
Example:
That chick is absolute Salmon

Look boys here comes some salmon

Check out that salmon


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salmon
A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top
Example:
Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.


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salmon
Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.
Example:
I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?


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salmon
The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.

A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.

Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
Example:
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"


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salmon
Invented in Duluth, MN, the salmon is a form of a high five/hand shake where one participant puts his hand and forearm next to another participants forearm and hand. The participants continue to slap their arms on eachother while sliding down the forearm to the hand in which they end in a high five.
Example:
Pierre: Dude! Go up for a high five!
Hoagie: Naw brah! Jump up stream for the salmon!


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salmoning
1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
Example:
Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?


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