saturday

International Fuck-off day



saturday
1. A way for guys to say that a girl is hot without any girls ie: co-workers, girlfriends, or just friends, knowing about it

2. day of the week
Example:
1.
Guy 1: Yo saturday
Guy 2: where?
Guy 1: over there man
Guy 2: damn...deffinetly a saturday


Saturday
To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.
Example:
Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.


Saturday
the one hailed day of the week where i don't have to give a fuck that i have to work so hard for. when you think about it, its our only free day, obviously its the work week, monday to friday, then theres sunday, where you have to get ready for school next day eg the hated-homework, shower, early night.Most good programs are on t.v, late nights are had, parties happen, meet your mates, chill out
Example:
saturday's rule! oh god i love saturdays!


Saturday
Saturday - (noun)

1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%.

2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all.
Example:
Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet."
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast."
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)

*12 Hours later*
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut."

*4 hours later*
Friend A - "This party is crowded man."
Friend B - "Yea its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"


Saturday
best fucking day of the week. the day when most good things happen
Example:
so saturday I got with this chick, smoked some really good weed, met up with some old friends, and later on went to sleep feelin' warm with that same chick watching some movie at her place.


The Saturdays
Is a girl group consisting of Frankie Sandford, Rochelle Wiseman, Vanessa White, Mollie King and Una Healy. They live in the UK. 'If this is Love' is their first single, 'Up' is their second single, and 'Issues' is their third single.

Example:
"They are pure pop and proud of it - The Saturdays"

'If this is love
Then I don't wanna know what it is
I won't say another word
If this is Love'


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