Scartch That Kitty Cat
Example:
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.
Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.
Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
Scartched
Scartched is scratched when you accidentally misspell it because you have social anxiety and it was in front of a large group of people during a spelling bee.