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schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

schemer

by doooooookie on May 10, 2005 06:55:27

A person who is trying to holla at someone

Example:
*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"

schemer

by almeidap on Mar 23, 2006 04:48:06

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

Example:
n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

schemer

by cuddle muffin on Sep 04, 2008 08:19:21

a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.

Example:
"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"

Schemer

by Word Addict on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

A slang term that you use to call a person's long string of hair that noticeably protrudes out from the rest, usually due to the fact that the hair has been over-combed, unkempt and/or over-grown. Also can be spelled "Scheemer", to stress the proper pronunciation of the word. (Originated from the character "Schemer" from Shining Time Station.)

Example:
"Man John, you need a haircut. You have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!"

Schemer

by Big Snigger on Aug 05, 2006 15:06:12

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.

Example:
I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers

Schemer

by ChadBroChill#1 on May 05, 2009 08:39:24

any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams

Example:
That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!

Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting

Schemer

by The Punn Wrangler on May 11, 2010 12:26:32

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Example:
Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

Schemer

by killposersericmelvin on Mar 03, 2004 06:36:29

A boy with fuzz on his face, and a shoe fetish.

Example:
Schemer scowled at me today!

cleveland schemer

by bravoghost on Jan 31, 2011 10:15:32

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Example:
Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

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