seagulls
People, especally children, who come into resturants and are loud, annoying, and leave shit
all over the place. This more
fits children the the single
digit age because they're usually in swarms and have little to no grace while eatting food.
Seagull
by jcb1218* on Nov 28, 2013 21:31:27
A critical manager or
supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They
swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then
fly away.
Example:
She came in and did her
seagull thing yesterday. At least
we won't see her again for another week
or so...
Seagul
by TheGoods on Feb 22, 2014 21:02:50
Example:
1. Did you
seagul that chic
2.
Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some
seaguling
Seagull
by FormerCarGuy on Sep 27, 2018 21:18:18
Example:
Those cookies have been sitting in the
muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for
Matt B, he’s a fucking
seagull.
Seagulling
by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey on Mar 21, 2006 02:32:28
When you
whack off and cum in your hand, then
you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "
Seagulled!"
Seagulled
by Simon Young on Mar 24, 2008 03:34:36
Past tense for a victim of
seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for
a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more
degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
Example:
Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through
the park i got
seagulled by
some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
seagull
by squirrelicia on Feb 28, 2006 12:29:24
a relatively
new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during
recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "
SEAGULL!"
Seagull
by AndyJ on Oct 06, 2005 16:19:59
A manager who
flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then
craps all over everything and flies off again.
Example:
A
seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no
contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or
undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.
Seagull
by seagullsrgross on Mar 31, 2010 08:50:02
An
annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying
squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or
shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.
seagull
by joewwww on May 27, 2008 05:51:53