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seal

a substance, strip of material, used to fill a crack so that air, liquid, etc. cannot get in or out. A piece of wax that is placed across the opening of letters. A piece of metal, a ring with a design on it, used for stamping a seal.

seal

by Trogador on Apr 05, 2010 04:44:17

An arctic animal that is a magnet for blunt weapons, including (but not limited to) clubs, bats, crowbars, nailboards, nunchucks, game controllers, banjos, backpacks filled with cement, and folding chairs.

Example:
"You see that seal over there?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm gonna club the s**t out of it."

seal

by donkeylobster on May 29, 2006 18:18:01

A person who always pops up for attention. Someone who has to make sure they get there two cents in, like a seal barking (ark, ark, ark, ark, ark!)

Example:
I was explaining something to Carol when seal had to butt in and give his opinion.

seal

by John R. on Jan 03, 2004 11:02:27

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

Example:
She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

seal

by RNB on Sep 19, 2006 23:53:02

Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.

Example:
The only seal I club listens to EMO.

seal

by jmasterjermzx on Oct 31, 2007 10:45:09

It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.

Example:
Seals are just wannabe Marines. Seal go 2 miles inland we go the full 10 (Marine Recon).OOOHRAH!!!!

Sealing

by Tribert on Oct 28, 2011 10:56:25

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Example:
Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

Sealed

by annaark on Mar 25, 2020 06:55:04

the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja

Example:
m8 you’re so sealed get off fortnite

SEAL

by Dave on Jul 07, 2004 00:21:32

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

Example:
"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer

The Seal

by CB on Jul 22, 2004 01:44:19

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.

Example:
Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.

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