seating

Slang used to refer to someone's ass.



seated for
depending on the adverb used in front of it, 'to be seated for' is a term used on (mostly queer parts of) social media to ironise the situationships users get themselves into in day to day life.
it can either mean:
1. being told off for having done something shameful or disappointing in the past or past(usually in the context of people interacting with one another, can have any adverb in front of it)
2. being forced to do something shameful or disappointing in the past or present(when paired up with 'supposedly' & 'reportedly')
3. preparing to do something shameful or disappointing (when paired up with 'allegedly' or 'apparently')
Example:
1. @TwitterUser42069: oomf allegedly seated for telling my bestie i'm ugly💀.
or as used by instagram user @dilf.from.inside.out_:
2. "supposedly seated for my 6 missing assignments..."
3. "apparently seated for having a 4 hour sleep session"


seat
colloquially used to describe a person with a penchant for lying flat on their back and offering their face as a female's chair or resting place in anticipation of the double-glazing that will hopefully follow, generally for the entertainment of others and occasionally in exchange for money.
Example:
You're a fucking seat!! Woo!!


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