secretary
by Renaissance Man on Jun 12, 2005 04:33:18
A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific
duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and
bending over the table...
Example:
Boss:
Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some
papers for me.
Sara:
Sure thing, I'll be right in...
secretary
by Mimono on Dec 02, 2010 10:00:34
one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work
dumped on him/her. usually female, in
50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with
snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
Example:
Student:
Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to
Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to
your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
Secretary
by silkster on Oct 17, 2005 11:38:26
Secretary
by Patriarch in high society on Feb 28, 2021 07:10:03
A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a
personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss.
This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight
pencil skirt.
Secretary
by Bob Loblaw12 on Feb 03, 2010 06:39:59
Secretary, derived from the word "
secret" meaning secret person, or in
latent terms, "
slave."
Secretary
by BeanwebOz on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female
employed to
sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.
Secretary
by grench victe on May 11, 2012 06:05:35
Secretary
by Shambler on Sep 03, 2004 03:24:58
Secretary
by Mindy M on May 09, 2017 11:41:05
When you forget something you did due to
memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your
secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to
save face.
Example:
You see a
charge on your
bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a
debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'