sematary

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.



Sematary
Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound
Example:
Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.


Sematary
That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.
Example:
My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.

That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.


Pet Sematary
Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon
Example:
Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma


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