semi

Not quite an erection, but getting there.



semi
the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
Example:
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."


semi
the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.
Example:
many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class


semi
1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots, smg's, etc. (pronounced "seh-MEE")

2 -(n.) An 18-wheeler truck (pronounced "seh-MI")

Example:
1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as automatics."

2 - "Aparrently a semi loaded with cocaine and doritos rolled over on the freeway yesterday.


semi
A person who has a high tolerance, or can take numerous shots, blows, etc, but remains stoic or unfazed. The usual context is referring to a person in a fight or a person drinking numerous shots.
Example:
He's not even fazed. We got ourselves a full-blown semi.


semi
Say "semeh" or "semi hot up" or "semi hot"
The primal meaning is when some situation is slightly conspicuous but not blatent. It comes from the word hot up which means conspicuous, originated in Tinsley, Sheffield. Pronoced in a northern british(yorkshire)accent.
Also the word is often used when a situation that should perhaps be subtle or secrative is really obvious, in which case it is used sarcastically, sometimes as "bare semi".
Example:
You've just picked up and ate a sweet from the pick and mix section in a store. You're friend says, "semi"

Two friends in a car at night jump a red light and then notice the car stopped oppisite is a police car. One of them says "semi", the other replies "bare semi".


Semi On
Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.

Other times the semi-on can occur include:

* When the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,
* When the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,
* When the individual is interrupted during sexual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.

Occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid cocks and total dicks.
Example:
Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition.

Davan's grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on.

After thirteen beers, John was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap.

That moderator is such a Semi On: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total dick.

Though Derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of Laura's, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in sexual activity.


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