sexiled

when you cannot go in your room because your room mate is having sex



sexiled
refering to "exiling" your roomate (usually in a college setting) from his/her room so that you can engage in sexual activity without voyeurism.
Example:
"Im gettting sexiled right now so i can't get the bong out of my room"

"your ruined"

"i know"


sexiled
When politely asked or forced from one's room in order to create the private atmosphere most roommates need for coitus with their special friends. Incidentally, it is what I am right now.
Example:
Shit, It's 1 am and my roommate sexiled me. He's been goin' since 10 pm, don't I ever get to sleep?


sexiled
The past-participle of the verb sexile.
To be banished from one's room (most often, a single-space dormitory room) so that the roommate may engage in private sexual intercourse. Generally speaking, sodomy, cunninglingus, fellatio, and most forms of foreplay consitute grounds for sexiling.
Example:
"Last night my roomate brought back some grotsky ho and I was sexiled to the student lounge."


sexiled
To be "exiled" or banished from the dorm while it is being used by a roommate wanting privacy for (often overnight) sexual activity.
It is a common phenomenon at college, often done willingly by arrangement, which may include telltale signs to show the room is being used (i.e. a strategically placed sock or tie). Where sexiling becomes too regular and inconsiderate, the solution is another Urban Dictionary favourite = Cockblocking.
Example:
I was sexiled last night when Brad wanted to take a girl back to our room to stay the night.


sexiled
you get sexiled when your roommate asks or forces you to leave your room, because s/he wants some intimacy with his/her S.O.
Example:
I got sexiled last night and slept in the nerd box.


sexiled
to be sexiled is to be exiled from ones dorm or house due to the rampant making of sex.
Example:
man, i got sexiled, i wish i fuckin didnt room with a porn star, goddamn what was i thinking


sexiled
-similar to being exiled, except you will never have sex again, even though you still live in society.
-when one returns to one's dorm to find that one's roomate is busy in the act of lovemaking, and thus one must find somewhere else to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary akwardness. Or, more simply put, one if "exiled" from the room because of "sex", hence the name.
Example:
That old man has been sexiled.


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