shit-ton
Widely
adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a
shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
shit-ton
by NearLight on Oct 25, 2008 04:46:07
Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals
112 shits in the
Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a
hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.
shit-ton
by |KPF|Batman on Mar 12, 2009 12:11:15
Example:
That is a shit-ton of
homework.
shit-ton
by Miss Shmanny on Feb 10, 2009 13:58:37
shit-ton
by old man in the attic on Mar 25, 2016 08:46:41
Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000
shit-ton
by whodyathink?BITCH!! on Oct 09, 2011 08:55:36
An actual unit of measurement. Just below an
ass-load and right above a
fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in
two days as an example.
Example:
"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and
scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William
Johnson from the =3 episode "
WANNA FIGHT?"
shit-ton
by boshk on Mar 09, 2005 10:16:45
shit-ton
by Patternalistic on Sep 28, 2007 10:57:24
Example:
"So I wakes up and the
rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate
hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point
zero bullshit started rolling..."
shit-ton
by Dr. Calculator on Sep 22, 2003 15:38:41
shit-ton
by Thad on Dec 25, 2002 09:00:46