shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.



shmear
In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.
Example:
"Where is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?"


Shmeared
1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
Example:
He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.


Shmear
White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.
Example:
"You've got some shmear on your shirt!"

"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."

"Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!"


Trail of Shmears
A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.
Example:
Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.


Sheat Shmear
The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...
Example:
I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.


Ball shmear
When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.
Example:
Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!


pap shmear
a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
Example:
dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?


Shmear the Quere
A game played with a football were whoever is holding the ball gets tackled and so on until everyone is so blody and bruised that they're paralized for life.
Example:
Carter: Let's play Shmear the Quere!
Josh: This is going to hurt......but o.k.


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