shmear
by Spencer Burton on Mar 17, 2006 08:34:50
In conversation, used in place of
any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the
East Bay Area by
The Doctor.
Example:
"Where
is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey
Larry, Where did you
get that new shmear?"
Shmeared
by pink panty dropper on Apr 27, 2015 13:02:36
1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where
you lose control of your
bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer
retain a memory.
Shmear
by Totapudi on Sep 03, 2008 13:03:15
Example:
"You've got some
shmear on your shirt!"
"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."
"Hey! You
shmeared all over
my bed!"
Trail of Shmears
by Roosrandicand on Sep 13, 2016 22:10:11
A extensive tale
tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are
plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in
the goo.
Sheat Shmear
by Elisecruz on May 02, 2010 06:40:37
The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a
trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an
obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...
Example:
I went to use the rest room and was
forced to try a
stall on another floor to avoid
cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.
beard shmear
by Fat Susie on Feb 15, 2014 05:55:46
Ball shmear
by Shid man on Nov 06, 2021 01:43:31
When a man
dunks his sweat balls in
ink and
drags it across a surface.
pap shmear
by Tex on Feb 23, 2005 14:43:26
a gynocological device; or
a diss
a bunch got
stolen from a hospital in
Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
Example:
dude 1: (
farts on
dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
Shmear the Quere
by Carter C on Nov 15, 2007 11:29:53
A game
played with a football were whoever is holding the ball gets tackled and so on until everyone is so
blody and
bruised that they're paralized for life.