shmuck

(Yiddish)a) A penis.b) An annoying person.



shmuck
(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.
Example:
Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.


shmuck
Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases
Example:
Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths


shmuck
A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").
Example:
"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"


shmuck
1. A hypocrite, dumbshit, and/or liar.

--person who you can define as a friend and ends up
screwing you over or doing something really stupid that does damage to the both of you.
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Example:
Lisa is a stupid shmuck.

You dirty shmuck. You didnt tell me anything about her.


shmuck
The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion
Example:
Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine


shmuck
shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition
Example:
1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.


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