shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length



shoe size
the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..
Example:
ok if your shoe size is 12

ur dick is 6 in. long


shoe size
Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.
Example:
Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"


Shoe Size
A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.
Example:
John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches


Custom Shoe Size
The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe
Example:
"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"


Act your age, not your shoe size
Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.
Example:
It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!


what size shoe are you
normally said by and Eshay cunt to sound tuff it means im going to steal your shoe so they ask what size shoe to maejk sure it fits
Example:
oi cunt what size shoe are you , i need a new pair ya dog


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